Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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