real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
