Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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