If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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