I wanna bring you to show and tell
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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