if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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