How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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