ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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