Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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