Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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