is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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