At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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