Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i out mim tonsoeep
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