I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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