All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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