I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I have aggressive nipples.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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