he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
whose ass print is on the piano?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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