if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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