Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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