Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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