I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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