I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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