At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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