IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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