just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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