You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
A+ Viking dick
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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