I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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