Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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