nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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