Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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