He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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