I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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