its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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