But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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