She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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