he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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