Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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