It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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