Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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