Only a mothe r could love this liver
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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