all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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