I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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