I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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