What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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