return my video game
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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