She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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