Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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