brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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