hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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