i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
