did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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