If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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